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- Phil Donahue is gay[
- Kill the English teachers[
- The Satanic Church of Brogen is cool[
- Fear me for I am your god[
- My cat will be able to bark soon[
- Hasta la vista, baby[
- You should shave your head[
- Robin Williams looks better as a lady[
- Paul is picking his nose[
- This hangman program is awesome[
- Smells Like Nirvana[
- The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota[
- New Mexico will win the NCAA next year[
- People who burn American flags are jerks[
- I was Julius Caeser in another life[
- I have an xray of Ziggy[
- I reek of putrification[
- They assure me that I am insane[
- My dog pissed on my chemistry teacher[
- They should name a city after me[
- The turtle likes the flamethrower[
- I like biology because we cut up frogs[
- Jurassic Park was better as a book[
- These are really stupid sentences[
- I like to watch the Spanish channel[
- Michael Jackson's career is ruined[
- Axel Rose does not know how too sing[
- Don't blame me, I voted for Bush[
- No Fat Chicks[
- I smashed it good[
- Tell me about the rabbits, George[
- Orgy Porgy Ford and Fun[
- Blue hair, what a freak[
- How many morons are on this ship[
- It's not a tumor[
- I will break you[
- We're here to pump you up[
- Cleanliness is next to Fordliness[
- Water flows downhill[
- Resistance is futile[
- The twinkie was drenched in blood[
- I'm going to kill you with a spoon[
- Marcus was dead now[
- McTeague remained stupid[
- Today is the last day of your life[
- Two wrongs make a right, really[
- You have the right to cable t.v.[
- I came, I saw, I conquered[
- Space, the final frontier[
- You are bereft of honor[
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a fisherman[
- We named the dog Indiana[
- I didn't inhale[
- Jack's a doughnut[
- Let off some steam, Bennett[
- Live long and prosper[
- May the force be with you[
- E.T. phone home[
- I lost my number, can I have yours[
- That ain't a knife, this is a knife[
- Bleed the freak[
- Kmart sucks[
- I'm a good driver[
- I never lie, I fib[
- I overdosed on aspirin[
- Nuprin is euphoric[
- I bet I can knock you over first[
- I'm allergic to homework[
- Attitude is everything[
- I didn't kill my wife[
- Dyslexia for found cure[
- In the left ear and out the right eye[
- Call me Ismail[
- Silly customer, you can't hurt a twinkie[
- I'll get you yet[
- It's the principle that counts[
- Stop, or my mom will shoot[
- Now do I get a gun[
- No, I'll drive[
- There's no bomb in there[
- Why don't you kill me[
- Mother, he has killed me[
- Is electrophoresis a part of chemistry[
- I have seen the light[
- You look mighty cute in them jeans[
- Their first movie since their last one[
- Margie, you found me a turkey[
- Think unsexy thoughts[
- But the cookie told me so[
- Desserts aren't always right[
- My dog is better than your dog[
- I sing when I get nervous[
- Hidely Ho, neighbor[
- That's the way we became the Brady bunch[
- Don't put all your eggs in one basket[
- I'm going to sharpen my spork[
- Find yourself an itch to scratch[
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth[
- Put your head in the microwave[
- All good composers are decomposing[
- Another one bites the dust[
- Another one rides the bus[
- Take me out to the ball game[
- Rape me, my friend[
- I'm still alive[
- The chimps threw feces at them[
- In my mind, i'm already gone[
- Survival of the fittest[
- Did the cat get your tongue[
- Don't call me daughter[
- I'm a jelly doughnut[
- Can't talk, eating[
- You started dying when you were born[
- She's gonna blow captain[
- Sleep with one eye open[
- It's a brave new world[
- Send a maniac to catch a maniac[
- Someone put me back in the fridge[
- Patience is not one of my virtues[
- I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached[
- Let's make spacetracks[
- It's a ghost car[
- TV, be more funny
